Everyone’s favorite temp, Ryan, talks with indie writer-director Quentin Tarantino about becoming a Jewish partisan for “Inglorious Bastards”…meanwhile, the federal investigators looking into the circumstances of Heath Ledger’s death were talking with an immunity-seeking Mary-Kate Olsen about her potentially testifying, and then decided to close the books on the case….Christina Applegate is fighting cancer, and next weekend, Madge and Guy are justifying their love.

Just another week in Idol Chatter. Click on the links and enjoy the marginally-spiritually-related dysfunction of our celebrities. (And send good thoughts to Christina, if you’re so inclined.)